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    Thanks for listening!!!
    Location:
    Cleveland Ohio
    Ethnicity White / Caucasian
    Body Type More to love
    Height 5'6"
    I am here for Meeting other KISS FM listeners
    Marital Status Married
    Sexual Orientation Straight
    Hometown Brasher Falls NY
    Smoke No
    Drink Yes
    Children Undecided
    Occupation Radio ****
    Education Some College
    Cool things about me On the air Monday - Friday, 7pm to 12am @ 96-5 kISS fM!

    ***aTTN: lOCAL aRTISTS rEAD tHIS***
    I'd like to meet
    jAVA oN dEMAND

    jAVA'S pODCAST pAGE



    Interests Radio, Music, Pop Culture.
    Pets My cat's name is Percy, but I often call him Mr. Cat, Cat McDougal, Jackson Armstrong (after the DJ) and George.
    Favorite KISS FM Artist Timbaland
    Favorite Movies Back To The Future, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, The Wizard Of Oz, Private Parts, This Is Spinal Tap, Reservoir Dogs, The Godfather I & II, Fargo, Almost Famous, Dog Day Afternoon, Talk Radio, The Jerk, Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, Airplane, The Breakfast Club, The King Of Comedy, The Day After, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Muppet Movie, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Friday, 12 Angry Men, Memento, It's A Wonderful Life, Sideways, American Beauty, To Kill A Mockingbird, Requeim For A Dream, Monty Python & The Holy Grail, Monty Python & The Meaning Of Life, A Clockwork Orange, Forest Gump, The Shining, Amadeus, Jaws, Full Metal Jacket, The Elephant Man, The Goonies, Toy Story, Monsters Inc, A Christmas Story!!, Die Hard, Glengary Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Groundhog Day, Dumb & Dumber, Young Frankenstein, RainMan, The Untouchables, On Golden Pond, Real Genius, Weird Science, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, True Romance, Saturday Night Fever, My Bodygaurd, Hero At Large, Dawn Of The Dead (The Original), Roger & Me, Castaway.
    Favorite TV Shows Top Chef, Seinfeld, Hannity & Colmes, Six Feet Under, SurvivorMan, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Three's Company, Leave It To Beaver, Little House On The Praire--that ish makes me cry, The Young Ones, Degrassi Junior High...The Original Ish, Good Company (hardy har har), Gilligan's Island, All In The Family, The Brady Bunch, The Jeffersons, Sanford & Son, WKRP In Cinncinati, Bosom Buddies, Diff'rent Strokes, Food Network, Weather Channel, VH-1 Classic!, Fox News Channel, The Streets Of San Francisco, Baretta, Good Times, Quincy, Kojak
    Favorite Books "Hit Men" by Frederic Dannen, "Billboard Charts: The 1980s", "Super Jock: The Loud Frantic World Of A Rock & Roll DJ" by Larry Lujack, "Top Pop Singles 1955-1999" by Joel Whitburn.
    My Heroes George Carlin, Howard Stern, the b-b-b-boys, the Greaseman (Waddle Doodle!), Bill Lee, my parents & Pa.
    My Best Friends Rachele, Percy & my Mommy. :)
    Favorite Sports Team CAVS
    Favorite Athlete Bo Matthews!
    Favorite Cleveland Hangout Kiss FM Studios!!!
    Favorite Place to Eat in Cleveland Ohashi/N. Olmsted, Pacific East/Coventry
    Favorite Club in Cleveland Which club's got money for me?
    Favorite Places to Shop in Cleveland These days I'm shopping at Aldi's. Sure miss those club nights!
    I drive a car

My Updates

    Friday, July 18
    :java: created a new blog post.
    Urine Big Trouble Mister!!!
    Nothing's better on a hot summer day in Ohio, then a nice big glass of... ...
    Monday, July 14
    :java: created a new blog post.
    The Miley Pics
    Well, here they are...A new batch of Miley Cyrus cellphone pics. As the...
    Sunday, July 13
    :java: created 2 new blog posts.
    Local Music Monday: Life After August
    Hailing from from Parma, Bedford, Highland Heights and Willoughby, I present...
    :java: has tickets to Bow Wow all this week!!!
    Mood: hyper
    Friday, July 11
    :java: hop
    Mood: giddy
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    Big Mike

  • Silly Jilly, 24
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  • Dawn , 36
    Dawn

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    Carrie

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    CeCi

    Urine Big Trouble Mister!!!

    Friday, July 18, 2008, 12:22 PM EST [General]

    Nothing's better on a hot summer day in Ohio, then a nice big glass of...

    ...little boy urine???

    Freak alert!!!

    Last week, a 56-year-old convicted sex offender named Allan Patton of Columbus, Ohio, was arrested at a public swimming pool...for DRINKING young boys' URINE!!!

    WTF???

    According to police, Patton shut off the water to the urinals and placed plastic cups inside them.  Then he hid in the bathroom and waited for the cups to get filled...so he could drink them. 


    Apparently, someone eventually realized what Patton was doing and called the cops who arrested him.

    On Tuesday, Patton was outfitted with a GPS tracking device and placed on house arrest until his trial next month.  He's been charged with criminal mischief, which could get him up to 18 years in prison if he's convicted. 

    Here's picture of the (alleged) sicko.

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    The Miley Pics

    Monday, July 14, 2008, 11:41 AM EST [General]

    Well, here they are...A new batch of Miley Cyrus cellphone pics.

    As the story goes, somebody hacked into Miley's phone and pulled out these pics.  The images were reportedly sent to Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers, her alleged boyfriend.

    Okay, here's Miley taking a shower...with a t-shirt on. She's so crazy! Just totally out of control!!! 

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    This is Miley's go-to shot...We've seen this pose before. Her sporting a pouty lipped face with her shirt pulled up to expose her teenage boy-like belly. Move along, folks...Nothing to see here. If Miley's trying to come across as sexy and sassy...Sorry kid, it ain't working.

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    Surprisingly, this is the most scandalous pic of them all. It's Miley with a  (GASP) Nick Jonas necklace on!!! Could this mean that the rumors really ARE true??? Are Miley and Nick J. really dating??? Say it ain't so!!! Say it ain't so!!!

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    These pics really aren't bad at all. Just a silly teenage girl messing around with her phone. Nothing more, nothing less...

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    Local Music Monday: Life After August

    Sunday, July 13, 2008, 02:21 PM EST [General]

    Hailing from from Parma, Bedford, Highland Heights and Willoughby, I present to you...

    Life After August.

    Stephanie, the band's manager, checks in...

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     The memory of Lance Cpl Brian Montgomery will always live on with the drum beats, guitar riffs, and vocals of Life After August (LAA). Life After August was formed in August of 2005 to honor the life of Lance Cpl Montgomery and to keep his memory alive. With a lot of hard work and determination Life After August has become a local success in the Cleveland area.

    No matter where they play, there is always one consistent element which Life After August benefits from; their loyal fan base. The connection LAA shares with their fans make each one of their shows something special. No matter where they play, Life After August can count on their fans to be there with them.


    With their fans’ support, skies the limit for LAA. Recently Life After August has released their debut album “Instinct” available at their website lifeafteraugust.com. With the release of their album there is no telling what is next on the horizon for LAA. Only two things are for certain when it comes to LAA: they will never forget their mission to honor Lance Cpl Brian Montgomery and no matter where they go, their loyal fan base will follow.      

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    Click their album cover to get to their MySpace. Also be sure to add them on Kiss Connect!!!

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    Are you a local band? Wanna get some airplay?

    Click below to find out how to make it happen...

    local music monday

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    Wassup Java Joel?

    Heidi (Shawty)
    July 17, 2008
    04:29 PM EST

    I see a thing about my jonas boy's new single on kiss fm's website. that makes me smileee!! :]

    OMJ! it's Dooders ♫
    July 08, 2008
    11:44 PM EST

    I think the argument with the guy from Arby's was
    > the best complaint. You told that guy what was up. It was
    > awesome. You should add the sound clip to your
    > page. I would really like to hear that again. It
    > was the one where you guys are arguing about you being a dj
    > and you found out he worked at arbys. You told him,
    > "I'm Java Joel Douchebag, you ****ing work at
    > arby's." It was great.

    Big Pimpin
    July 03, 2008
    12:40 AM EST

    July 01, 2008
    02:22 PM EST

    MY SOUTH CAROLINA PICS !!!











    Ali [Loves KISS FM]™
    June 22, 2008
    04:54 PM EST




    [the Official Music video↑]



    The Jonas Brothers new Single "Burnin' Up" is burning up the charts!


    But, seriously it's doing very well since it just permiered last Thursday!
    I ask you Guys over & Over Again to Play the Jonas Brothers and it never works so i figured this Time I'd Make a List of Reasons for my Request! So Please Read them, and maybe it'll bring you to play thier New Single "Burning Up!!!

    THE REASONS 96.5 KISS FM SHOULD PLAY "BURNiNG UP" BY JB:



    REASON #1. it's Doing very Well at other Radio Stations across the nation!
    - @ Z100 "Burnin' Up" came in #1 on the Interactive 9 @ 9!

    -Kiss 95.1 in NC played "Burnin' Up" and it was #1!

    -Boston at Kiss 108 the DJs were "blown away" when "Burnin' Up" beat out
    "Lollipop" on the Sexy 7 @ 7.

    -Jonas Brothers have dominated the Radio Disney's Top 3 taking spots #1 & #2.


    REASON #2 The Movie they Starred in "Camp Rock" Has Been premiering this whole weekend, many Fans will be stoked to here them Played!
    - Friday (disney)
    -Saturday(abc)
    -Sunday(abc family)
    -and Will be Streamed online on Monday

    REASON #3This SOng is very Different from thier other Songs, suc as "S.O.S." and "When you look me in the Eyes", Much more edgier, and catchier. personally, i loved the other songs but, this is totally my favorite ;]

    REASON #4The Music Video premiered friday and is doing awesome!
    - The Music video to Burning Up is currently #1 on Itunes

    REASON #5 The Jonas Brother will be doing a Show here, in cleveland during thier "Burning Up" Tour 7 it's Almost Sold Out, Only Lawn Seats are left. There for thier are plently on Jonas Brothers Fans here in your listening area.

    Those are just a few of the Reasons, i Thought of. So in conclusion........ PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE play "Burning Up" By: The Jonas Brothers![lol] Theire new Single is as amazing as they are! So Pretty,Pretty Please Play thier New Single, but it on the Batlle or something? Think About it!

    Peace.love&jonas!

    xoxo,
    Dooders

    OMJ! it's Dooders ♫
    June 22, 2008
    03:43 PM EST

    www.youtube.com/breakinfr...

    CHECK OUT MY YOUTUBE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    HELP ME GET DISCOVERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    R♥CK ON
    Robin Newman

    Robby♥
    June 19, 2008
    08:51 PM EST

    Perfect, thank you!!!! We like both the songs....but we love the "Love is Gone" one!! Thanks! have a good night :)

    Jenn
    June 18, 2008
    07:42 PM EST

    Hey, I'm trying to find the name of 2 newer techno like songs that are played on 96.5....any help would be great!!!

    Jenn
    June 18, 2008
    07:06 PM EST

    ur telling me i thought it was wicked sweet what he could do with that piano.....true muscian there....im calling up after work to stir stuff up again be expecting a call lol

    MR_BLUE_EYES
    June 15, 2008
    11:48 PM EST

    Hey Java,
    I just wanted to let you know whoo I am and what I am about..if that makes any sense
    ok, im sorta an online friend with dooders, we both LOVE the Jonas Brothers.
    We have both been bugging that station about getting them in the studio when they come to cleveland for the "BURNING UP" tour.
    That would mean the world for us!
    I have been a JONAS BROTHERS fan for about 4 yrs now, and I still never met them, I have had chances but I always got beat out by someone else, such as in a contest. But I did make it into their stripped video shot by kissfm, I was the girl with the keychains that stated " i <3 nick, i <3 joe, and i <3 kevin".
    That was an amazing step for me, to know that I am one of their biggest fans.
    Trust me, I am, I have probably over 200 posters of them on my "wall of jonas".
    My sisters get annoyed by it, but I have to express my love for them.
    These boys mean the world to me and many of their fans. I have been with them since the beginning and I always will be.
    So I know you have talked to dooders about this and I just wanted to let you know that I feel the same way:)..
    Thank-you for reading this:)


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    kayla
    June 15, 2008
    03:31 PM EST

    June 12, 2008
    09:47 PM EST

    i love the indians baby i want some tickets

    ryan
    June 12, 2008
    05:48 PM EST

    OK Java i know i already left a comment about the indians tickets but i want to remove the other one and add this one its funny as hell!

    Names TImothy Traut

    Timothy
    June 10, 2008
    11:13 PM EST

    June 10, 2008
    11:11 PM EST

    June 10, 2008
    11:00 PM EST

    lol the best! the winner!

    chelsea
    June 10, 2008
    10:59 PM EST

    I want those tickets man. GO TRIBE!!!


    Susan
    June 10, 2008
    10:56 PM EST

    LOL HILARIOUS WATCH IT I WANT INDIANS TICKETS=P

    Timothy
    June 10, 2008
    10:54 PM EST

    June 10, 2008
    10:46 PM EST

    I forgot to mention.....I WANNA WIN INDIANS TICKETS!!!



    Rachel
    June 10, 2008
    10:46 PM EST

    Go Tribe =]

    H0LZ
    June 10, 2008
    10:44 PM EST

    Best line from the seven year old kid from the video below... "I want to do hood rat things!"

    Schrok
    June 10, 2008
    10:43 PM EST



    Hillarious video.. don't know if it worked!
    youtube.com/watch?v=GLeVl...

    Schrok
    June 10, 2008
    10:41 PM EST

    This video is hilarious!

    Rachel
    June 10, 2008
    10:38 PM EST

    June 10, 2008
    10:36 PM EST




    Im no ali lol but he is my vid!!

    Felicia
    June 10, 2008
    09:28 PM EST

    June 10, 2008
    08:58 PM EST

    Merry Christmas!

    Nang
    May 30, 2008
    03:57 PM EST

    Hey Java I was listening to your show on the way home from work and you said that local artists could send you there tracks with the possibility of being your featured local artist. Where do i send my tracks, I just moved here from columbus and the music is starting to fall apart, I was hoping that a radio slot would boost moral for me and my co-writer and we could get the ball rolling again here in cleveland. you can also check out my tracks at www.myspace.com/thisisfor...